Confucius, he say......

Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:53 pm Post subject: Confucius, he say......

Confucius Says:

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse.

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Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement..

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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seafish · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:31 pm Post subject:

like it

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lil eva · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:44 pm Post subject:

love em Chrissy

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