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Chrissy Canadian

Confucius, he say......

Confucius Says:

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse.

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Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement..

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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seafish

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lil eva

love em Chrissy    

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