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Chrissy Canadian
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GOV'T JOB INTERVIEWA guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military service?'
Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.
Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of
my testicles.
The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O. K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 PM... You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at
10:00 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 PM., why do you want me to get here at 10:00 A.M.?'
'This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.'
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lil eva
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