Archive for U.K Chat A U.K General CHAT FORUM,For the people of the United kingdom, X-pats and friends
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johno
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it,s great being a guy.?Great reasons to be a guy:
- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
- Your orgasms are real. Always.
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can be president.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- Foreplay is optional.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
- The world is your urinal.
- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
- You never have to drive to another gas station because this
one's just too icky.
- Wrinkles add character.
- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
adjustments.
- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said..
- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.
- Porn movies are designed with you in mind. *So true*
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lil eva
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 They are all so true Johno
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Chrissy Canadian
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i'm jealous...  ... especially about the last one 
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