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Evie
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Mean grandpaAn eight year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa cracks open a can of beer and swigs from it..
The little boy asks: ' Can I have a drink of beer Grandpa?'
Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your arse?'
The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.
Gramps says: 'Well then, boy, you're not man enough to drink beer'.
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: 'Can I try a puff of a cigar Grandpa?'
Once again, Grandpa again asks:'Can your pecker touch your arse?' Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.
Grandpa replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.
A little while later the boy comes out of the house with some home made cakes.
Grandpa asks, 'Hey there,boy... pass me one of your cakes'
The boy asks,'Can your pecker touch your arse?'
Grandpa replies, 'What?? 'Hell yes, of course my pecker can touch my arse!'.
The little boy replies, 'Then you can go and f*ck yourself... Granny made these cakes just
for ME!'.
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lil eva
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Brill Evie 
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