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johno
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on the golf coursean englishman an irishman and a scotsman were out on the golf course with their wives.
as the englishmans wife teed off the wind blew her skirt up showing that she was,nt wearing any underwear.
for goodness sake woman have you no shame say,s her husband vincent, why have you no pantie,s on.
she replied you dont give me enough each week to buy these things.
so the englishman put his hand in his pocket and took out a £20 note, gave it to his wife and told to get to the shops right now and buy some.
the irishwoman teed off next and true to form the wind blew up her skirt and showed that she to was,nt wearing any undies. paddy says bejasus mary your not wearing bloomers. she replied you dont give me enough housekeeping to buy them.
so the irishman takes a £10 note out his pocket and tell her to go right now and buy a pair.
next the scotswoman tees of and sure enough the wind blows her skirt up and she to isnt wearing any underwear.
holy christ almichty maggie yeeve nay drawer,s on
och jimmy she say,s ye ken fine ye dinny gie me enough hoosekeeping till buy that thing,s.
the scot,sman puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out a comb which he gives to his wife and says well here tak this an tidy yerself up a bit then.
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lil eva
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seafish
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sabbi
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