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The Obedient Wife

'The  Obedient Wife'

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a  real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said  to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all
my money and put it  in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
afterlife with  me.'

And so he got his wife to promise him,
with all of her  heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into
the  casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the  casket, his wife was sitting there -
dressed in black, and her friend  was sitting next to her. When they finished
the ceremony, and just  before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,  

'Wait just a moment!'  
She had a  small metal box with her; she
came over with the box and put it in the  casket. Then the undertakers locked
the casket down and they rolled it  away. So her friend said,

'Girl, I know you were not foolish  
enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

The  loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a
Christian; I cannot go back on my  word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the  casket with him.'      


You mean  to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'        


'I sure  did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into

my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'        

Liam

      loves it......
lil eva

Blooming brill  
seafish

thats brill , im tex that to my mates  

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