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Hi UKrs, i thought since it's Friday we could kick it of with a little eye candy, what do you say ladies? Have a great day folks, whatever you are doing.

i am off to sunny california in the morning... take care peeps and will speak to you on the 15th!

Mine has to be it's A Wonderful Life - always has me crying too

Hi UKrs, Well it's Thursday and the sun is shining, would you believe. I guess the age of miracles is'nt over right enough.

I hope the weather is a bit kinder to all of you today as well. Have a good one people.

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Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that The first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Lady plays golf for the very first time,and hits the ball off the 1st tee,she is horrified to see the ball strike a man playing on the second hole.He falls to the ground with his hands clenched into his groin,and is rolling around on the ground in agony.Lady rushes over to the man offering to relieve his pain.No im ok he replies,however she insists and tells him she is a physio therapist.She gently undone his trousers,slipped her hand inside and massaged him for several minutes.She then asked hi ...

Just read this - oh what a priviledged life it must be as a footballer

Got to be - this is the year

And I will be more relieved than happy - time Leeds were back where they belong

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Goodnight guys, will look forward to more banter tomorrow.

Glass of red for me please.