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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:24 pm Reply with quote

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'

'Have you ever been in the military service?'

Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.

Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of
my testicles.

The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O. K. You've got enough points for  me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 PM... You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at
10:00 AM every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 PM., why do you want me to get here at 10:00 A.M.?'

'This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours,  we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.'


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