the hormone guide

Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:58 pm Post subject: the hormone guide

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS - What's for dinner?

SAFER - Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST - Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE - Here, have some wine.

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DANGEROUS - Are you wearing that?

SAFER - You sure look good in brown!

SAFEST - WOW! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE - Here, have some wine.

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DANGEROUS - What are you so worked up about?

SAFER - Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST - Here's my paycheque.

ULTRA SAFE - Here, have some wine.

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DANGEROUS - Should you be eating that?

SAFER - You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST - Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

ULTRA SAFE - Here, have some wine.

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DANGEROUS - What did you DO all day?

SAFER - I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST - I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE - Here, have some wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favoriteone :

13. Potential Murder Suspect

lil eva · Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:57 pm Post subject:

PMSL i love em

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Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

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