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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:49 pm    Post subject: Tiffany's service Reply with quote
A lady walks into Tiffany's.   She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to  inspect it...  As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently  breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if  anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't  pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes  in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber  and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with,  'Good day, Madam.  How may we help you today?'

Very uncomfortably,  but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her  little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely  bracelet?'

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're  going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.'
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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        I like it sis, I like it.        


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
hehe... nice pic by the way, sabbi!  
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